I hate when I only have one comment on a post because it reads "one comments". The plural disagreement troubles me. It makes me uncomfortable and full of rage. Every number works with "comments" except 1, even zero. I feel like my hand is forced to make a comment on my own post just so the grammar corrects itself. I hate being forced to do anything. It's like blog rape. If I leave it alone I feel angry. If I make a comment to fix it, I feel violated. I can't win. Fuck you, blogspot.]
Addendum: Thanks to Gypsy I am no longer a victim. I didn't realize that I had the power to save myself all along. See, I didn't know I could just change the word "comments" to "comment(s)". Remember how Dorothy had the power to go home the whole time she was in Oz? All she had to do was just click her heels together and say, "There's no place like home." So why the fuck did that supposed Good Witch not tell her this pretty important information from the very beginning? Why did she fucking make her go through all that shit? I'd had to slap that bitch right across her smug mouth if I were Dorothy.
19 hours ago